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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Sacre bleu! Explodeeng Frogs!

Zat bastard Schroeder has been after us gallant French for zo long-uh! He ees tryeeng to keel us!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!

I couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of the idea of exploding amphibians. Its...its just too much. I mean, it is horrible that they're dying that way (who would want to explode?), but Charles Johnson doesn't help me take this seriously by suggesting that this may be an amphibious form of protest against German colonialism.

Easy money says its pop rocks that are doing this to them. Either that, or the Seagull Example, where the frogs consume seltzer tablets, swell up, and...well, you know.